I like them shipwrecks served cold. Like Titanic!
ask-irl-minamitsumurasa:


Well, Cap’n Crunch is quite exquisite, I’ll say! The corns and oats are very tasty, you can feel how they have chosen them with forbearance, preciseness and with love. It’s also very crunchy! And whereas most breakfast cereals fail to, they stay crunchy EVEN IN MILK!!!

…Which is, to be honest, bullshit. Plus it stinks. So NO, I don’t like Cap’n Crunch.

And because I dislike these crummy cereals that everyone barf on their carpet in the mornin’, I created my OWN brand of breakfast cereals for everyone! It’s very popular here, in Gensokyo. You sould try them! They’re MORE TASTY than those pesky “cereals” made by another “captain”!

This post still amazes me

ask-irl-minamitsumurasa:

Well, Cap’n Crunch is quite exquisite, I’ll say! The corns and oats are very tasty, you can feel how they have chosen them with forbearance, preciseness and with love. It’s also very crunchy! And whereas most breakfast cereals fail to, they stay crunchy EVEN IN MILK!!!

…Which is, to be honest, bullshit. Plus it stinks. So NO, I don’t like Cap’n Crunch.

And because I dislike these crummy cereals that everyone barf on their carpet in the mornin’, I created my OWN brand of breakfast cereals for everyone! It’s very popular here, in Gensokyo. You sould try them! They’re MORE TASTY than those pesky “cereals” made by another “captain”!

This post still amazes me

So, your ship has an "auto-mode" ? Do you feed it with carrots ? Do you have other extra mods, like ... LASERS ?
Anonymous

yea

curvy lasers


Well, my son, if I weren’t what I am today, I would probably be something I already am! You know, I would be…

D̷̡̛̰͎̻̟̪̦͗ͭͦͩ̀͆̄̎̒̒ͮ͋̆̚̚ͅE̶͍̫͍͎̼̬̦̰̭̱̭̫͚̳̲̹͕͔ͣ̈͐ͦ̉̃̿͆̐̉͒̇ͭ̿ͬ͡ͅA̷̡̗͕̯̗̺̙̦̹̺͙̗̣̲̗̬͚͔͙͗͐̂̅͒̐̅̔̄́̏̈́͂̈́̀̚̚ͅD̡͇͖̘̜̮̫̪ͫͩ͋̏͊ͤͩ̿̐̓̕͠

Well, my son, if I weren’t what I am today, I would probably be something I already am! You know, I would be…

D̷̡̛̰͎̻̟̪̦͗ͭͦͩ̀͆̄̎̒̒ͮ͋̆̚̚ͅE̶͍̫͍͎̼̬̦̰̭̱̭̫͚̳̲̹͕͔ͣ̈͐ͦ̉̃̿͆̐̉͒̇ͭ̿ͬ͡ͅA̷̡̗͕̯̗̺̙̦̹̺͙̗̣̲̗̬͚͔͙͗͐̂̅͒̐̅̔̄́̏̈́͂̈́̀̚̚ͅD̡͇͖̘̜̮̫̪ͫͩ͋̏͊ͤͩ̿̐̓̕͠


WHY ARE YOU TALKING IN FRENCH TO THE GHOST OF A JAPANESE GIRL.THIS IS BECOMING STUPID I REFUSE TO ANSWER THIS QUESTION.

WHY ARE YOU TALKING IN FRENCH TO THE GHOST OF A JAPANESE GIRL.
THIS IS BECOMING STUPID I REFUSE TO ANSWER THIS QUESTION.


Why are you asking me such a silly question.

Why are you asking me such a silly question.

Where did you get that cute Ichirin plushie ?
Anonymous

((Alright so!!!!

In fact, i had (HAD) a friend who did plushie requests, si asked them a Ichirin plushie!

I also commissioned them a Byakuren plushie. I still don’t have it and i haven’t got news from my friend since forever.

That blow balls so hard i know))


I have played Battleship at least once against every crew members, and i ALWAYS have won with ease. It’s my main element!

However, when it comes to Monopoly… i always get my rump beaten.

I have played Battleship at least once against every crew members, and i ALWAYS have won with ease. It’s my main element!

However, when it comes to Monopoly… i always get my rump beaten.


You’re questioning my muscles, little anon????
YOU KNOW THAT I CAN LIFT A BOAT RIGHT????

DON’T BE MAD, LITTLE SCALAWAG.
Also i don’t eat spinach! Spinach is for chumps. Curry is the best meal ever!

You’re questioning my muscles, little anon????

YOU KNOW THAT I CAN LIFT A BOAT RIGHT????

DON’T BE MAD, LITTLE SCALAWAG.

Also i don’t eat spinach! Spinach is for chumps. Curry is the best meal ever!


Sure you can, take them!

So, you’re likin’ them?

Sure you can, take them!

So, you’re likin’ them?

"Drunk Tigers infestation", you say?

So you imply that we drink ALCOHOL, HERE, in a BUDDHIST TEMPLE? Ye’ crazy or what???

I’m gonn’ be clear: there ISN’T and there WON’T BE any ALCOHOL in my ship! Is that god damnd CLEAR ENOUGH?

Tchht… What kids won’t ask ye these days… Let’s do some growned-up stuff instead. This ain’t some party for young, pesky sailors.

So, want a shot of my new “Loch Lomont” whiskey?

"Drunk Tigers infestation", you say?

So you imply that we drink ALCOHOL, HERE, in a BUDDHIST TEMPLE? Ye’ crazy or what???

I’m gonn’ be clear: there ISN’T and there WON’T BE any ALCOHOL in my ship! Is that god damnd CLEAR ENOUGH?

Tchht… What kids won’t ask ye these days… Let’s do some growned-up stuff instead. This ain’t some party for young, pesky sailors.

So, want a shot of my new “Loch Lomont” whiskey?