I like them shipwrecks served cold. Like Titanic!

Well, Cap’n Crunch is quite exquisite, I’ll say! The corns and oats are very tasty, you can feel how they have chosen them with forbearance, preciseness and with love. It’s also very crunchy! And whereas most breakfast cereals fail to, they stay crunchy EVEN IN MILK!!!

…Which is, to be honest, bullshit. Plus it stinks. So NO, I don’t like Cap’n Crunch.

And because I dislike these crummy cereals that everyone barf on their carpet in the mornin’, I created my OWN brand of breakfast cereals for everyone! It’s very popular here, in Gensokyo. You sould try them! They’re MORE TASTY than those pesky “cereals” made by another “captain”!

Well, Cap’n Crunch is quite exquisite, I’ll say! The corns and oats are very tasty, you can feel how they have chosen them with forbearance, preciseness and with love. It’s also very crunchy! And whereas most breakfast cereals fail to, they stay crunchy EVEN IN MILK!!!

…Which is, to be honest, bullshit. Plus it stinks. So NO, I don’t like Cap’n Crunch.

And because I dislike these crummy cereals that everyone barf on their carpet in the mornin’, I created my OWN brand of breakfast cereals for everyone! It’s very popular here, in Gensokyo. You sould try them! They’re MORE TASTY than those pesky “cereals” made by another “captain”!

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